That’s What We Said

Here are some interesting questions, comments and concerns uttered in the Lindquist house in the past month. Would love to read yours in the comments!

Faith: Is it Sunday?
Me: No! It’s Friday.
Rob: Actually, it’s Saturday.
Me: Oh.

(During my attempt at a science lesson)
Me: And do you know what a caterpillar turns into?
Calvin: YEAH! A gwasshopper!

Faith: (complaining about trying to clean while Calvin destroys her progress)
Rob: Welcome to parenthood.
Faith: I’m nine.

Gabby: (walking like a turtle)
Me: (thinking she was hurt) What’s wrong? Why are you walking so slow?
Gabby: Because I’m six!

Me to Calvin: I like being your mom!
Calvin: I yike being YOUR mom!

Me: What does everyone want for dessert?
Gabby: JELLO!
Faith: Ice cream!
Calvin: Mommy!

(While counting money from Rob’s change jar with Gabby, I told her she could pick one of the piles to put in her piggy bank when she was done)
G: I’ll probably pick the one with the least because I wouldn’t want to put too much of Dad’s money in my piggy bank.
Me: That’s the difference between you and me, girlfriend.

Gabby: There’s something in my eye.
Me: Maybe it’s a hair.
Gabby: I think it’s puberty.

(shared this one on Facebook the other day)
Faith: Do we have a urinal?
Me: WHAT!?!
Faith: (proceeds to describe a funnel)

Rob: Oh no, I got paint on my pants.
Me: (completely serious) Damn. Those are your good sweatpants, too!

There you have it -0ur favorite quotes from quarantine!